STOLEN POKEMON MEME

yo



We all started our Pokémon journey at some point... The real question is, how did it go?

 RULES:
 Use a Random Number Generator to select your answers.
 Tag your rivals.
 Have fun during your adventure!

You started your Pokémon journey:
1)         At age 10.
2)         At age 15.
3)         After finishing high school.
4)         After finishing college.
5)         As far back as you can remember; You grew up in the wilds with Pokémon.
6)         No idea; You suffered an accident that erased your previous memory.

Typical Shivu; it was about time all those accidents would catch up to you c:

The weather was:
1)         Sunny.
2)         Sunny with some clouds.
3)         Cloudy.
4)         Rainy.
5)         Snowy.
6)         A natural disaster.

NO PLEASE, I DON'T NEED ANY MORE SUNBURN ON MY NECK PLEEASSEE

You started your journey because:
1)         You want to be the very best.
2)         You want to catch ‘em all.
3)         You want to be a master coordinator.
4)         You want to meet many people.
5)         You want to discover new Pokémon.
6)         You want to explore lost places.

Sounds accurate, actually c: 

Your starter Pokémon is:
1)         SHINY BONUS (use Random Pokémon Generator)
2-6)     (use Random Pokémon Generator)



Well, could have been worse

In the beginning, your starter:
1)         Was practically your twin.
2)         Became your friend immediately.
3)         Liked you.
4)         Was wary of you.
5)         Disliked you greatly.
6)         Tried to kill you.

SOUNDS RIGHT- REMEMBER OSHAWOTT? LIL DOUCHE


The first great obstacle of your journey was:
1)         A rival battle.
2)         A treacherous route.
3)         A wild Pokémon attack.
4)         A Pokémon gym.
5)         A battle with a criminal team member.
6)         A sapling.

Right...? Right.

At this obstacle, the two of you:
1)         Triumphed with little resistance.
2)         Achieved victory, though it was tough.
3)         Won, but just barely.
4)        Tied with the opposition.
5)         Lost, though you put up a good fight.
6)         Failed miserably.

Sweet. Where's my second Pokemon then?

...

WHERE?!

The second Pokémon you caught is:
1)         SHINY BONUS (use Random Pokémon Generator)
2-6) (use Random Pokémon Generator)




Oh there it is. A shiny Spritzee? Sweet!

Your starter and second Pokémon:
1)         Love each other dearly.
2)         Are good friends.
3)         Get along well enough.
4)         Don’t seem to like each other.
5)         Ignore each other.
6)         Are constantly at each other’s throats.

Guys please PLEASE I'M TRYING AS HARD AS I CAN AND MY JOURNEY IS CRAP SO FAR
WHERE ARE BETHY AND LEN, THINGS ARE MORE FUN WITH THEM

When the sun begins to set, you:
1)         Set up camp immediately.
2)         Make a fire. You need nothing else.
3)         Only stop to sleep when it becomes too dark to continue.
4)         Keep walking. A lack of sun makes no difference to you.
5)         Break into a run, hoping to find shelter before nightfall.
6)         Pick up camp. You only travel at night.

Just keep walking, just keep walking, just keep walking, walking, walking- what do we do? We get mugged, mugged


You pass through civilization:
1)         Often enough to keep your electronics charged.
2)         At least once a week.
3)         If it happens to be on your way.
4)         Occasionally, but only for supplies.
5)         Rarely, and only on the outskirts.
6)         Never.

*hisses at people* YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING FOR ME, SO I SHALL STAY AWAY

Your third Pokémon is:
1)         SHINY BONUS (use Random Pokémon Generator)
2-6)   (use Random Pokémon Generator)



OH GREAT, THANK YOU
YOU'D BETTER BE CLOSE TO EVOLVING, BUDDY

The three Pokémon on your team:
1)         Work together flawlessly.
2)         Cooperate well, but could use some work.
3)         Have moments of synergy, though not often.
4)         Try their best, yet are on completely different beats.
5)         Constantly work against each other.
6)         Blame you for their horrible collaboration.

We're close, guys, so close to having a happy family

When the going gets tough:
1)         Your team pulls through every time.
2)        Your starter carries the weight.
3)         You come up with a brilliant solution.
4)         You win by hax.
5)         You win by dumb luck.
6)         You get going the opposite direction.

Damn right you little shit, that's what you get for trying to kill me. In Northern Ireland, HUMANS kill BUGS!

Two evolutions have occurred by this point:
1)         Starter and 2 evolve.
2)         2 and 3 evolve.
3)        3 and starter evolve.
4)         Starter evolves twice
5)         2 evolves twice.
6)         3 evolves twice.








FUCK YEAH, NOW WE'RE TALKING
Fight me, Scizor can evolve

Over time, you find you work best with and mostly train:
1)         Grass, Bug, and Poison types.
2)         Water, Ice, and Flying types.
3)         Fire, Electric, and Fighting types.
4)         Ground, Rock, and Steel types.
5)         Dark, Ghost, and Psychic types.
6)         Normal, Dragon, and Fairy types.

You know, the three types I don't have? I work good with those.
Guess I really DID lose my memory, jeez...

Your fourth Pokémon (type #1) is:
1)         SHINY BONUS (use Random Pokémon Generator)
2-6) (use Random Pokémon Generator)



SWEET

Your fifth Pokémon (type #2) is:
1)         SHINY BONUS (use Random Pokémon Generator)
2-6)     (use Random Pokémon Generator)



HOLY SHIT

Calm Mamoswine for Ice
Uhh... I keep the name Tyrone (lol)

Your sixth Pokémon (type #3) is:
1)         SHINY BONUS (use Random Pokémon Generator)
2-6)      (use Random Pokémon Generator)





I'M GETTING SOME GOOD SHIT NOW

You are offered a trade, and it’s up to you to take it or leave it:
1)         SHINY BONUS (use Random Pokémon Generator)
2-6)      (use Random Pokémon Generator)




Nah, I'm good I'VE GOT A FUCKING ZEKROM- DON'T NEED YOU NO MORE SCRAFTY

Another evolution occurs:
1)         Starter evolves.
2)        2 evolves.
3)         3 evolves.
4)         4 evolves.
5)         5 evolves.
6)         6 evolves.



GOOD- ARCANINE, GOOD. WELL COME ON ZEKROM, CHOP CHOP GET EVOLVING

Your team:
1)         Is your family.
2)         Gets jealous whenever you interact with other trainers.
3)        Would protect you from anything.
4)         Is loyal to you, but mostly aloof.
5)         At least tolerates each of their differences by this point.
6)         Is a pretty much a big, chaotic mess.

Finally, my journey got it's shit back on track  

You travel mostly by:
1)         Well-worn footpath.
2)         Overgrown trail.
3)         Water.
4)         Air.
5)         Cave.
6)         Wilderness.

With my... What water-type exactly?? I CAN'T SWIM THAT WELL

Another evolution occurs:
1)         Starter evolves.
2)         2 evolves.
3)         3 evolves.
4)         4 evolves.
5)         5 evolves.
6)         6 evolves.

PLEASE NO MORE, NOBODY ELSE CAN EVOLVE

Your journey takes you:
1)         Not far from home.
2)         Across the region.
3)         To another region.
4)         Across many regions.
5)         Around the world.
6)         To places unknown.

*stares across ocean* I must go now, the next region needs me... *swims slowly off into ocean* 
*body washes up some time later*

The strongest Pokémon you faced in battle on your journey was:
1)         SHINY BONUS (use Random Pokémon Generator)
2-6) (use Random Pokémon Generator)




Oh well that makes sense-- wait is THAT MY STARTER

WHAAAAAAAAAAAT

Another evolution occurs:
1)         Starter evolves.
2)         2 evolves.
3)         3 evolves.
4)        4 evolves.
5)        5 evolves.
6)         6 evolves.

PLEEEAAAAASEEEE

The event with the greatest impact on you was:
1)         Becoming a Pokémon Champion.
2)         The grand evolution of a team member in a dire moment.
3)         Finding a hidden landmark of great beauty.
4)         Encountering a legendary Pokémon.
5)         Having an out-of-body experience in a haunted building.
6)         Discovering you’re a child of Mew.

!!!
*looks at self*
Finally my memory has come back...
I...
I'm a Gary-Stu...
*sniffs* finally I know about my past, my present my FUUUUTUURE

The hardest trial you ever faced was:
1)         Fighting your rival to become Champion.
2)         Realizing just how much you have to walk and still sticking out this whole journey thing.
3)         Being lost for weeks.
4)         Assisting in taking down a criminal organization.
5)         Losing a Pokémon.
6)         Realizing there are way too many Pokémon to ever catch ‘em all.

Bye-bye Butterfree

Your starter:
1)         Is your strongest Pokémon and best friend.
2)         Is your good friend, but far from the strongest.
3)         Is your strongest Pokémon, but emotionally distant.
4)         Is about the same as the rest of your team.
5)         Stayed behind some point during your journey.
6)         Is deceased.

Maybe it's all those times I beat it? It finally loves me c':

And you are now:
1)         Gambling all the money you’ve earned in the Celadon Game Corner.
2)         Hidden away at the top of Mt. Silver for an indefinite amount of time.
3)         Exploring the many islands littered in the oceans surrounding Hoenn.
4)         Lost in the Distortion World after a mishap in the ruins at Mt. Coronet.
5)         Trolling inexperienced trainers in the Driftveil World Tournament.
6)         Reflecting on past decisions beside the monument of Geosenge Town.

OH WAIT WHAT
!!!
*looks at self*
Finally my memory has come back...
I...
I'm... AZ?? I GUESS?? WHAT DO YOU KNOW

The team that saw you to your journey’s end:







EVERYTHING INCLUDING MY SERIOUSLY TINY VIRIZON AND SLIGHTLY UNDERSIZED ARCANINE

I TAG ANYONE GO GO GO

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